© 2012 Benjamin Boisson
© 2012 French-speaking Association of Readers of the Urantia Book
We are asked not to slap the apostle! (Alphonse Allais)
Half-salted butter?
It’s the one we find in mass books, right? (Jean Yanne)
The Bible does not make the monk. (Alexandre Breffort)
The sad adventure of a missionary in a village of cannibals: in the morning, he was not raw. In the evening, he was cooked. (Ducouret-Nègre)
When he is converted, a cannibal, on Friday, only eats sinners. (Emily Lotney)
Palsambleu, morbleu, ventrebleu, jarnibleu! God also had his blue era. (Jacques Prévert)
If God is not married, why do we talk about his great Clemency? (Raymond Devos)
In every church, there is always something wrong. (Jacques Prévert)
A believer is an antiseptic. (Raymond Devos)
How are things going with your brother?
Cain-caha! (Hervé Bazin)
The fall of Adam and Eve, an error of genesis. (Boris Vian)
Géricault: famous French painter whose trumpet was Ingres’ violin. (Pierre Dac)
My cook prefers the Ave Maria to washing the dishes. (Louis Auguste Commerson)
My father went to Lourdes. All he has left is Lisieux to cry in. (Coluche)
There is no valid prayer. (Louis Scutenaire)
Pope Pius’s dad’s pipe stinks. (Jacques Prévert)
Oh! Funeral reason! (Jacques Prévert)
Sermon: work from the pulpit. (Max Favalelli)
When he kneaded the Earth, God made a big ball. (Alexandre Breffort)
Theology is as simple as God and God are three. (Jacques Prévert)
Benjamin Boisson